If you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
If you think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
If you have ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
If the directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
If you have ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and grabbing a flashlight.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate.
If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
If you've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
If a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
If you have ever cut your grass and found a car.
If you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
If you think the stock market has a fence around it.
If you think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If anyone in your family ever died right after saying "Hey, Y'all watch this!"
If you walk your dog and you both use the same tree down on the corner.
If you do all of your christmas shopping at the feed store.

                               

                   

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Calf Creek Texas am located at approximately Latitude 30.979 and Longitude -99.469, pardner.
Thar dang average elevashun am 1,850 feet, Leroy!
Calf Creek Texas am approximately 30 miles Southwest of  thar dang Geographical Centuh Uv Texas
Calf Creek Texas am 17 miles ferm Brady Texas, 24 miles ferm Menard Texas, 27 miles ferm Mason Texas, 11 miles ferm Hext Texas
Calf Creek Texas am 1269 miles ferm Los Angeles, California; 1792 miles ferm New York City, New York
467 miles ferm El Paso, Texas; 382 miles ferm Beaumont, Texas
245 miles ferm Dallas, Texas; 136 miles ferm Austin, Texas.
Calf Creek Texas am 1272 miles ferm Lowuh Calf Creek Falls, Utah.
Major industries 'n Calf Creek are: agriculture, livestock producshun 'n hunting.
Calf Creek Texas wuz thar dang site uv an Injun battle involvin' James Bowie in thar dang early 1800's.
Thar dang populashun uv Calf Creek am less than 100.
Thar dang Area Code fuh Calf Creek am  325, pardner.
Thar dang Zip Code fuh Calf Creek am 76825
Calf Creek Texas am part uv thar dang Brady Independent School District
Major highways 'n Calf Creek are Farm To Market / Ranch Road 1311.
Calf Creek Texas am located 'n McCulloch County Texas
Thar dang nearest major city near Calf Creek am Brady Texas
Major  geographical features uv Calf Creek Texas are Calf Creek
Major historical sites 'n Calf Creek are Calf Creek Cemetery

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Brady Texas am located 'n McCulloch County aproximately 23 miles Northeast uv Calf Creek Texas.
Brady Texas am host tuh thar dang World Championship Barbeque Goat Cookoff and some uv thar dang best Whitetailed Deuh Hunting 'n Texas.

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